phone calls from the annoyingly depressing
by shell
“Thank you for calling La Strada, how can i help you?” ~ me
“um, i know this is a strange comment, but your ad…it reminds me of syphilis (spelling?)”
“Excuse me?”
“The ad of the lady licking the plate, everytime i look at it i think abotu syphillis and it makes me sick, i don’t even want to come into your restaurant because i am afraid i will catch it.”
“syphilis?”
“yes”
“well mam’ i am sorry you feel that way but i can assure you that the only way you will catch syphilis from our restaurant is if you sleep with one of the waiters. Thank you good day.”
I swear to god….today.
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