We're All Mad Here

Disasters: Lemon Balm Drowning, originally uploaded by shellgreenier.

This is my ode to all the picture perfect mommy bloggers out there with your perfect gardens, your perfect kids, your perfect recipes, and our perfect art. You all lie! This is the garden edition.

rundown of disasters: above, “I envy you florida gardeners, with your extended growing season.” I heard this on a blog once. Not sure where. Our extended growing season? Try this…our backassward growing season. Summer is the new Winter and those gardening hints an tips that apply to the rest of the country…don’t mean jack here. “Sow before the first frost” translates to “sow when your skin is crispiest and the tourists start to leave. You’ll know it will be the right time, because the snow birds will be back…so when your traffic accidents peak and your insurance premiums spike…then it’s time” anyway drowning lemon balm from the recent monsoons that have been hitting every afternoon for three hours.

David, being david and freaking out about the hornets living in our bamboo wind chime proceeded to destroy the colony and thus…two weeks later my aphid problem grew to exponential proportions…taking over the healthy plant next door to the sacrificial one.

Another Drowning Victim

Things eating my melons :) and I can’t find them…

Tomatoes…they doth protest.

Magnesium? What is this magnesium you speak of?

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