I’m in the middle of reading this “Bossy has a little preexisting medical condition she likes to call, I Will Never Remember Your Name Or What You Are Saying Because I Am Too Busy Looking At Your Cute Shoes.” when David breaks the dead silence with… D: I sneezed weird in class. Like a little [...]
more cat pictures S:… You know I get notifications on facebook whenever you comment on people’s pictures” D: What? She’s a friend from school. ON: “This is so hot you know how much i like me a pirate wench.” ~D on Facebook pic of blonde girl…who is not me. ——– D: she has a pig [...]
ok, here’s the plan… S: 6:00 yoga, 7:00 meditation, 8:00…I don’t know what the hell I’ll be doing…9:00 PROJECT RUNWAY (And did you see that lady with the yellow paper dress? How pissed was she not to win. WTF-EVER) and 10:00 WHAT THE BUCK!!! D: oh? S: OH! I CAN READ PEREZ HILTON from 8-9, [...]
Sol: cough, cough <fake> I’m medicine (hands me the tylenol), Im sick Shell: You’re not sick, you’re a hypochondriac. can you say ‘hypochondriac’? Sol: Condreeeeah. Shell: Good Job She has an intense fear of mosquito bits. “skeeto bites, no skeeto bites, get inside” she told Aunt Maude as she was leaving yesterday.
Shell: Say Oh Sol: Oh Shell: em Sol: em Shell: gee Sol: geeeee Shell: Oh Sol: Oh Shell: em Sol: em Shell: gee Sol: geeeee
S: Shut up, I’m coding D: Less than, ftp, forward slash, semi colon, period, a, 2, d S: backslash david D: I don’t even know what that means S: It means I just turned you off.
:) Scene: Shell just finishes a nervous break down after proclaiming undying love to Iz, Iz turns her baby face to Shells and says “dada?” Shell gives baby to D and sulks. Iz: babble bable babble D: Did you hear what she said? S: Yeah. Babble Babble Babble D: No, it sounded like she said [...]
Myyyyy….space, originally uploaded by shellgreenier. D: What would you like to take a photo of next? S: Me. M: Ok, but you have to say “MyyySpace” if you do it. S: K. D: Ready: S: Uh hu! Myyyyspppppaaaaay” Youtube: Hipster Olympics