Shell: I’m going to open this bottle of champagne. Shell’s Mom: What’s the celebration? Shell: Me opening this bottle of champagne.
Category Archives: Conversations
When Negotiations Backfire: A Look at Kids and Fashion
iz’s 2nd birthday fash. Today the kids are excited: they were invited to a party with other little girls. Not just any other little girls, but fellow Barbie aficionados. A dear friend of Miss Vero’s invited us. “The girls will love it,” she says “our … Read More →
To Wong Fu, With Love
Sometimes my mind and body seem to separate, so the idea of self becomes thought and the mirror becomes foreign. I blame Ana for that. Sometimes the camera helps bring the two back together again. Sometimes it doesn’t. S: I always feel like a transvestite … Read More →
Third Baby
S:At Home: 1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby. 2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn’t squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby. 3rd baby: You spend a … Read More →
The Big B at the OG
Laur http://yeswecanholdbabies.wordpress.com/ 5:33 PM holy crap cute 5:33 PM i am ded of cute now 5:33 PM im-ing fro the great beyond 5:33 PM God sort of looks like Jon stewart 5:34 PM … Read More →
On Olympic Gymnastics…almost
Announcer: (on Russia leading the comp on first rotation tonight) America doesn’t really need to worry about where Russia is right now Bryan: giggling* Yeah, they’re in Georgia. P.s. did anyone else notice the “16″ year old Chinese member with the missing baby teeth, or … Read More →
102 and Rising
more cat pictures S Brain: I have to do this…and this…and this…and this…GET UP! S Body: Oh, how adorable! You really are to cute. I DON’T THINK SO! I was out for the count yesterday. Driving back from a lunch meeting…2 hours away in Stuart … Read More →
David sneezes like a girl
I’m in the middle of reading this “Bossy has a little preexisting medical condition she likes to call, I Will Never Remember Your Name Or What You Are Saying Because I Am Too Busy Looking At Your Cute Shoes.” when David breaks the dead silence … Read More →
Adventures With the Angry Chef
Tonight: 1. Angry Chef stops by tonight (*surprise!) to scream at me about being a whore…because I wouldn’t tell him where I got the twenty dollars from in my pocket book…that he found out about a week ago. 2. Then he tells me he is … Read More →