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whateverby: call me the breeze (oricle05)
Jul 15 1:44pm
Well after long hard consderation i feel that we as men do need to take control of the sex situation women should repect the penis an its size or as for some the lack of size. women think just b/c they have a hole that our peg fits in that they can control us i think not by right men are the dominating specias of or group and we should be alowed to think of them as loose not us as small. Also women do nothing towards the betterment of a relasonship in the first place like say for instance when they get pregnant what happends they start to freak and blam everything on us even more saying oh your fult im like this no its both of ours b/c like the old saying says it does take to to tango.

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A random post by the loving babie’s father. If you are going to publicly insult me maybe you should learn HOW TO FUCKING SPELL.

“I have amenorreah.”
“What’s amenorreah?”
“And you are going to deliever my baby? Are you going to know which hole to expect it from? Are…are you going to deliever a baby or my spleen.”

Even more things to justify why I am hesitant to have a baby here in Stupidtown, USA. Amenorreah is the loss of your period…for many reasons, however, the number one reason is…pregnancy. :O Women, if your reproductive specialist looks at you dumbfounded and asks “amenor…what?” look away before you laugh, especially if she still has to take your blood.

Other reasons to run:
2. Your practioner looks delighted in the idea of a molar pregnancy because…she’s “never seen one before.”
3. They yell at you for filling in your address on a form without the doctor’s assistance. Well, she might not know medicine but atleast she is telepathic.

And with everything else, i think that anna is back.

“When was your last period?”
“I don’t get it”
“What?”
“Ammenoreah…”
“Oh? You never got it?”
“Not really? I had an eating disorder…”
“You never got it? When was your last period?”
“Three years ago. I told you I shouldn’t be pregnant.”
“Well how am I supose to figure this out…” as she looks dumbfounded over her calculation wheel, i look dumbfounded over my belly.
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And after much debating I am supposabley only 5 weeks along. Right, if I am only five weeks along than i am carrying a herd of babies. I don’t think I am ok with a herd of babies, one baby is good enough for me. One healthy baby. Twins run in both our families. One healthy baby. Your symptoms are very much ninth weekish. one healthy baby. You know advanced symptoms are signs of multip-…SHUT UP. One healthy baby. Could you imagine more than one baby? I would look like one of those psychotic dog walkers in New York walking 8 dogs on leases, except they would all be babies. Every mother needs a leash.